fuckyeahancestors:

By B[閉]Y[鎖]A

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
You: HEY FUCKASS
Stranger: sUP NERD
You: FUCK YOU TAVROS
Stranger: hEY NERD THE NAMES SWAG SUMMONER
Stranger: gET IT RIGHT
Stranger: }B/
You: GET YOUR DUMBASS BACK TO YOUR PIMP ASS BITCH MINDFANG
Stranger: gO TO THAT HOE NAME TEREZI
Stranger: (named* :S )
You: SHES MUCH BETTER THAN FUCKING FUSSYFANGS
You: :3 ))
Stranger: sHE A HOE
You: NO YOU A HOE
Stranger: sHES WITH THAT DAVE GUY
You: HOE
Stranger: nO IM A WHORE
Stranger: gET IT RIGHT
You: YOURE MY WHORE
Stranger: yOU WISH
You: GET YOUR SKIMPY ASS IN THE BEDROOM
You: TIME TO GET MY SWAG ON
You: FUCK YO ASSHOLE TILL YOU SCREMIN MY NAME
You: THROUGH ALL OF ALTERNIA
Stranger: iF YOU WANT THIS ASS COME GET IT NERD
You: SCREAMIN* ))
Stranger: }>B)
You: FINE
You: I WILL
You: *TACKLES FOR*
Stranger: gET OFF OF ME YOU SCUM
You: NO BITCH
You: IM FUCKING YOU HARD AND ROUGH
You: AND YO GONNA LIKE IT
Stranger: gET ALL UP OUT OF MY FACE
You: -KISSU-
Stranger: hELL NAW
Stranger: *oLLIES OUTIE*